Men Peeing in the Toilet (non-offensive)

A little more stuff about this little business going on behind closed (toilet) doors.

Speaking from experience, ahem, (I’m a man!), those little inventions of sticking a bull’s eye circle in the urinal bowls may not really solve the problem of toilet “mis-aiming”.

I think it is every gentlemen’s masculine desire to point and shoot accurately but the whole process of peeing is a little more complicated than it seems.

From my experience (again?), the initiation of the urine flow needs some muscular and organ control and for some bodily reasons, the liquid sometimes does not flow out “straight ahead” but instead skews to one side (usually the right hand side). So, there you have a mis-aimed shot, unintentionally skewed.

Having realized how the flow curves to the side, that gentleman will rotate his pelvis correspondingly to offset the loss in accuracy for the greater portion of this bodily excretion.

As the pressure in the bladder reduces, in the final few drops, the urine again fails to meet the target, and unless the gentleman leans forward a little more, the urine actually falls into the floor below.

Hence the bull’s eye remains a aim-shoot-miss-reaim process.